Self-made billionaire, 87 year old Joe Jamail.
Self-made billionaire, 87 year-old Joe Jamail.

When asked about his latest win on behalf of the Museum of Fine Arts in a will contest, Jamail told Forbes:

“The jurors came back in 37 minutes. A TV reporter asked me, ‘How come they took so long?’ I said they had to unwrap their goddamn sandwiches.”

Via the ABA Journal.