Overheard in Bar Review

“It’s necrophilia that’s what it is, and none of you wants to do necrophilia publicly during the bar.” — Offer Termination

“There’s no masturbation in contract law, it takes two people to make a contract.” — Contract Formation

“You say ‘yes’. You say ‘no’. You don’t say ‘boo turkey’.” — Acceptance

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