Defamation Per Se

The word “motherfucker” is a dead metaphor: a metaphor which has lost its original meaning and gained another over time. While it is possible that the word once meant someone who fornicates with mothers, the last time anyone used motherfucker with that definition was in Shaun of the Dead and even that was for comedic effect. Here now, a recent attempt at stretching the word to allege a tort.

The Lovings first argue that Thomas’s comments to Michael, “[s]omething to the effect of you mother fuckers and you can go fuck yourself,” were defamatory per se. The Lovings contend that these comments impute criminal or sexual misconduct, including incest. We disagree.

The term “mother fucker” is defined as: “n. Vulgar Slang 1. A person regarded as thoroughly despicable. 2. Something regarded as thoroughly unpleasant, frustrating, or despicable.” The American Heritage Dictionary Of The English Language. This term does not impute criminal or sexual misconduct. Rather, the term imputes that the person is “thoroughly despicable.”

Lovings v. Thomas, 805 NE 2d 442 (2004).

Repeal the Nth Amendment

What do the people want? Repealing amendments of course!

One blogger did a comprehensive google search of each of the 27 amendments to find out what the internet wants wiped from the Constitution. The blogger accomplished this by googling the search string repeal “seventeenth amendment” OR “17th amendment” for each amendment. And what do you know, the first and second are second and first (Update: in fact the second and seventeenth are first and second respectively)!

From Michi’s Blog via BoingBoing.

Attorneys: more likely to get divorced, be depressed, suffer from alcoholism, (and now) get in car accidents!

In a recent study, online insurance company insurance.com found that attorneys are the most dangerous by occupation. The study reported that 44% of attorneys claimed a prior accident when looking for a car insurance comparison quote from insurance.com. Compare that to the least dangerous drivers: homemakers at 24% and athletes at 17%. A top ten list for the ages:

1. Attorney/Judge

2. Financial professionals

3. Government worker

4. Bartender or waiter

5. Business professionals

6. Dog groomer

7. Marketing/advertising professionals

8. Barber/stylist

9. Coach

10. Nurse

Makes me wonder if the drunk guy who crashed his Chevy in front of me (“I’m not saying I’m drunk but I’ve had a few drinks”) was a lawyer or merely a Niners fan. Knock it off John.

From Reuters